Friday, March 22, 2024

Great! My new blades have arrived!

woohoo look at the size of the box, 100 blades, that should last me a life time.

 Had to go to Amazon to order these as eBay didn't stock any dangerous blades. I mean you could of expected them to sell some sort of craft knife but no, I mean what's the worst that could happen!?
 

Open on a shot of a hospital waiting room. A slow pan in reveals a hand wrapped in a sanitary towel and gaffa tape, in a zip bag.
Cut to a five hours later at home, man sits at blood stained table looking sad.
 Pan up to reveal man smiling when he realises he can still hold a brush. 

End scene, roll credits.


Update: A week later and the results are in ..




5 comments:

  1. Oh my God. Wish you the best and may it heal fast!

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  2. I hate when that happens. First time I was ever stabbed was with my pocketknife. I was using it to remove parts from an airplane kit when I was 16. Next thing I know, its two inches deep into the meat of my left hand. Good times.

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  3. Oh bless. Get well soon!

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  4. Rapid healing, it's as bad as P.D.S.F. pin drill slip finger Ouch!


    Willz.

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  5. Should have worn your iron mitten?

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