Centurion Vitus returns with bad news...so much for Eastern promise. The legions stationed in Syrria and Thrace have put their support behind one of their own, a man called Aulus Proctavius Alanicus. Secundus's run for Emperor has turned into a marathon. No matter....the West is the best, Hail Secundus!
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All hail Aulus Proctavius Alanicus!
Kneel before me scum!
I am the only true Caesar, the only man who can return peace and unity to the empire. I shall suffer no rivals! All who stand against me shall be crushed as worms beneath my feet.
I Shall raise my standard in Byzantium and from there a new age of Roman glory shall be born! It is the dawn of a new age.
The age of Alanicus!
That sounds like fighting talk to me Alanicus...all that desert sun has fried your mind, we shall see how your hares and foxes fight against my dogs and wolves!
Has anyone got any biscuits ??,
Alanicus, if you find youself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face. Do not be troubled for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
Any of those yummy biscuits left Stu pot?...yeah over here, don't eat them all. Tut! too late. Don't worry I'll make some more.
When are we going to call off these peace talks, so I can take the boys from the 2nd and the 21st and stomp that big head into the dust!
Easy Centurion!
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